Aura And One Almost Human Nancy Boy

I want in. I need more cuddlebuddies

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will2bill:

allskiesblue:

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stormdragon:

impressioniste:

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tahnos-guyliner:

remembrance-of-appa:

beifongoutlaw:

saintbennithy:

Portal 2: All you have is a gun with no bullets, a bunch of paint, and a useless talking metal ball

Little Big Planet: You just run around as a sack. 

Mario Kart: You kill turtles and throw them at people in cars to cause millions of dollars in damage and pollute the environment with explosive shrapnel, toxic emissions, banana peels, and shell fragments, only to win a trophy and be looked down upon by seven other members of society for being an awful and destructive person.

Left 4 Dead 2: You die cause tanks like popping out of random places when you have low health.

Dragon Age Origins: You solve every-ones problems, then you kill a dragon. 

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Dragon Age II: Spend seven years watching everything you love be destroyed, then start a war with exploding poop, and run away.

Alternatively:

Dragon Age II: Fetch Quest the game. You spend the majority of the game running around suspiciously similar looking places to find things people lost or are too lazy to get themselves. And while your doing that, hordes of people will appear out of no where/jump down rooftops and attack you.

skyrim: do everyone’s dirty work and get thrown into the air by giants

Mass Effect 3: The ending.

Thief 3: Religious people complain at you and no one likes you.

Final Fantasy 9: Run then fight, repeat until game finishes

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: You’re a lawyer who never gets paid. Most of the time is spent in court where all you do is listen to testimonies and try to point out miniature faults in what they said. They always lie, and the judge always believes them, unless you can present exactly the right piece of evidence. Your clients are always guilty until proven innocent. The rest of your time is spent examining every detail of every area you go into, talking to people who hide things from you, and showing people things, over and over and over again.

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